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cloudmancy · 2 days ago
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you guys seem to enjoy decapitated things so here's a Seraph
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shinyhappygoth · 1 day ago
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I did this one! I used navy blue organza after looking up photos of actual koi ponds.
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Koi Pond Cross Stitch Pattern // Kamidake
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necromancelena · 7 hours ago
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quick reimu because it's been a few months since i've drawn her and i missed her.
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ddarker-dreams · 1 day ago
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A Deal's a Deal.
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Yan Chrollo x F Reader
Warnings: Yandere themes, unhealthy relationships, violence against minor characters, descriptions of anxiety, mentions of alcohol. Word count: 5k.
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“... Sorry. This one’s no good either.” 
Sighing dejectedly, you sink into your seat. 
You can’t tell if your companion’s disappointed. He maintains a neutral countenance, betraying nothing of his inner thoughts. Still, you study him, awaiting some visual indication before moving the conversation forward. He must sense your intentions, for he catches your gaze and smiles. 
“Should we call it a day? You look tired.” 
“The hell? Isn’t it considered taboo to tell a lady she looks tired?” You grumble. “And here I thought you were Casanova incarnate. You’ve got to work on your charisma stats.” 
Chrollo shrugs halfheartedly. “What point is there if you’re immune to my many charms?” 
“Let’s be real — ‘many’ is overdoing it, a little humility won’t hurt. I commend your budding self-awareness, though. At least we’ve made progress on that front.” 
He hums, offering no rebuttal. You realize that you’ve perked back up, reinvigorated by his goading. He certainly knows how to get people going. Among his defining features, that’s one of the first you recognized; his uncanny way of orchestrating favorable outcomes. 
Sipping your preferred warm beverage, you canvass your surroundings. 
The café’s less crowded than when you came in. There are still a few students typing away on their laptops while consuming a concerning amount of caffeine. In the corner sits an elderly couple, whose order you overheard by virtue of the volume it was placed at — “Give me a regular coffee. Straight black, none of that ‘appaccino, grand venti’ nonsense. Decaf for my wife.” 
(You prayed for the barista’s sanity when he tried explaining the different ways ‘straight black’ could come). 
“... I am losing my touch, aren’t I?” Chrollo murmurs. You snap your head in his direction, having temporarily forgotten his existence. “You prefer older men?” 
You almost choke mid-sip. “Pleh…! That’s it, I’m retiring, good luck sorting your issues out.”
“You don’t mean that.” 
“How I wish you were wrong,” you deadpan. Lifting his phone off the table, you scroll through its contents. There’s nothing new to look at. “An exorcist, huh? You’re positive that’s a real thing?” 
“They exist. They’re just rare, as I’m sure you’ve noticed.” 
“I blame the Protestant Reformation.” 
The skin beneath his eyes wrinkles. “... Cute.”  
His compliment makes you frown. 
“Quit it with the flattery, already.” 
“Flattery implies a degree of insincerity, no?” He challenges. “You of all people should know when I’m being genuine.” 
“You make it sound like I’m a walking polygraph.” 
His lips part and close as he considers his response. “That isn’t how I view you.” 
This guy’s clever with his word choice, you think. Too clever.
Disliking where this conversation might go, you redirect. 
“This ‘Hunter’ site you’ve been using… is there any way for me to access it?”
“Feeling a bit impatient, are we?” 
There’s a patronizing lilt to this tone that has you inhaling sharply. Closing your eyes, you ball your hands into fists, willing your agitated mind to relax. Your goal feels so close. This future you never believed possible dangles above your head, only to recede as if you were Tantalus whenever you grasp for it. Needling Chrollo won’t get you any closer, but at least it gives you something to do, mimicking progress. 
“The Hunter site has various measures in place to prevent account sharing. You don’t want to end up on their radar,” Chrollo retrieves his phone and tucks it into his coat’s pocket. “While your enthusiasm’s admirable, I suggest you leave this part to me.”
You swallow thickly. “... Right.” 
“Are you upset?” 
“No, I’m not,” you rest your hands on your lap. “Just, y’know. Reminded that we’re from two different worlds.” 
Outside the café’s windows, individuals from all walks of life bustle about. Some are on their phones, others chatting with friends, or holding their partner’s hands. It’s a picturesque display of normalcy. They’re likely thinking about what to have for dinner, when to set their alarm for the following day, if they can squeeze out of plans they halfheartedly agreed to over the weekend; you know this because you aspire to live the same way. 
“You’re closer to mine than you think.” 
A fervent disagreement blazes then turns to ash on your tongue. There’s an unidentifiable quality to his stare — neither kind nor outright malicious — almost clinical in its effort to elicit a reaction. You stir in your seat. Despite your time together, he’s as much an enigma as he’d been upon your first meeting. Charming and courteous, yet lacking genuine warmth, like a faux candle. 
“Do you get some kick out of riling me up?”
“Maybe a little,” he admits. “Your expressive nature is endearing. I can’t help myself.” 
His words resonate with such clarity that you can’t help but wish he’d been a little dishonest. 
“I’m not a toy for you to entertain yourself with.” 
His smile makes you squirm. 
“I know you aren’t.” 
“Then what—” you cut yourself off, fearing what might occur if you continue your original line of questioning. “Man, you’re exhausting to deal with. Has anyone ever told you that you have an awful personality?” 
“Few get to be around me enough to comment on its quality.” 
“I’m counting down the days until I’m no longer a member of that inner circle.” 
Before Chrollo can respond, his phone audibly vibrates. Newfound excitement overwhelms you at the sound. He glances at the notification and nods, confirming your speculation. He places it in your eager hands. While you prepare, he steeples his fingers and leans forward, intrigued as always with your work. 
You relax your breathing. This entire process is based on intuition, chasing after faint sensations until your desired outcome manifests. A pliable force thrums through you — what Chrollo refers to as ‘aura’ — awakening from its dormant state. Mindful of your public surroundings, you keep your dominant hand beneath the table. Where there was once nothing, a three-dimensional object rests snugly against your palm. Buttons of varying utility jut outward along its perimeter. This small item, shaped like a cassette recorder, stirs antipathy in your heart. 
Holding down rewind, the cassette whirrs to life. You prepare to record the latest audio note sent in for analysis. 
Instant Replay (One More Time!).
These past few months have seen your ability frequently leveraged. It was your personal conviction to refuse its use, lest paranoia eat away at you. However, freedom from this bondage necessitates further entanglement. You’ve parted with your long-standing morals, primed to pick through the syllables of others for your own purposes. 
Right and wrong no longer concern you. 
All you care about is surrendering this loathsome ability to the man sitting across the table. 
-
The night air is unforgiving in its chill. It infiltrates your layers of clothing with laughable ease, seeping into your marrow and demanding that you shiver as recompense. Gritting your teeth, you pick up your pace, cursing the parking garage’s elevator for being out of order. You knew parking at your friend’s apartment complex was sparse, but this is a new record. 
The heels of your shoes click against the concrete staircase as you rapidly ascend. A pale, yellowish hue illuminates your path, the lights occasionally flickering. The moon must be feeling shy tonight, for it hides behind thick, stationary clouds, refusing the world its silvery guidance.
Upon arriving on the third floor, you hear an ominous crackle in the distance. 
The consequences are immediate. Intuition tells you to pause, goosebumps erupting over your flesh from head to toe. Darkness swallows your surroundings whole in inky blots. Blinking rapidly, your eyes struggle to adjust. You feel around for your phone and turn the flashlight on. The sudden loss of power perplexes you, did the building’s breaker trip? From what you can see, the rest of the street is unaffected. 
You’re about to resume your journey when you feel something cold press against your temple. 
“Don’t move,” a deep voice demands. The roar of a car’s engine echoes nearby, as does the hurried screech of tires. “Not so much as a fucking inch.” 
Anxiety sets your every nerve aflame. You go stiff as a corpse, and perhaps you may have been mistaken for one, if not for the thunderous pounding of your heart. The moisture in your mouth dries up. Tortuous seconds drag on, devoid of any further commands. You’re ready to offer up your purse, wallet, or anything else he insists on, but he’s eerily silent. 
A pair of approaching headlights blind you. 
Is this more than a robbery? You struggle to comprehend the nightmarish events. The man holding you hostage radiates agitation, shifting his weight from foot to foot. In doing so, the barrel drags along your sweat-slicked skin. His apparent sloppiness has you weak in the knees — it’s your life hanging in the balance, why is he acting like the situation is reversed? 
Abruptly, the vehicle veers off course, crashing into a line of parked cars. A terrible cacophony follows. Glass shatters, metal debris shrieks whilst scattering, and car alarms angrily sound in disunity. What you’re witnessing doesn’t feel like real life. Your disbelief is mutual, for the man holding you captive spews curses.
You hear a click by your side; the gun’s safety being disengaged. 
“Shit!” He maneuvers you in the direction of the crash like you’re a shield. “There’s no way we were followed, no way, we did everything perfect—” 
The man never finishes his sentence. 
There’s a wet gurgle, then a wheeze, as something warm splatters on you from behind. Bile rises up your throat as the wretched noises continue. He must’ve fallen to the ground, for you no longer sense his lumbering presence, or feel the cold kiss of metal on your skin. Regardless, you refuse to budge. You squeeze your eyes shut and tremble wildly. 
“There, there. You’re safe now. ♥” A rich baritone speaks from behind. 
His declaration comes out discordant, belying the reassuring contents. You bristle at the new threat that’s presented itself. If what came before was a house cat, then this is an apex predator, the king of the jungle. The air around him feels oppressive, almost noxious. Even without a firearm directed at you, your panic reaches its zenith, soaring to heights untraversed. 
“Hm? Still scared? Ah, that’s right,” he muses to himself. “Chrollo said you’re sensitive to dishonesty. This could be troublesome.” 
“You… you know Chrollo?” 
“So you’re not in a catatonic state — how reassuring.” 
Slowly, you turn around, sensing a distinct lack of ill intent. Flashlight in hand, you try to make sense of what you witness. The scene that greets you is gruesome beyond your wildest expectations. The man who you assume held you at gunpoint has collapsed onto the ground, his jugular slit clean. Blood gushes from the wound like a geyser, forming a crimson puddle around his head. His eyes are wide, bloodshot, nearly bulging from the sockets. Liquids ooze from every visible orifice and a foul odor rises alongside them. This pitiful creature could’ve been your end. Instead, he met his, departing this world in abject terror. 
Unexpectedly, his muscles twitch. Out of reflex, you jump back and yelp. 
“Rest assured, he’s dead as a doornail.” 
“Why…” you wet your dry lips, “What… what just…?” 
While you stumble over your words, the building’s power makes a triumphant return. The lights flash intermittently, then go steady, allowing you an unobscured vantage point. Before you stands a tall, bizarrely dressed individual, with bright red hair. His beady, yellow eyes have a predatory gleam to them that he doesn’t bother suppressing. He holds a playing card in his claw-like hands, the three of spades. 
It’s coated in fresh blood. 
Your eyes fall to the fatal wound on your assailant's throat, the gears in your head turning. 
You take a step back. 
“Let’s try this again, shall we?” With a flick of his wrist, the offending card disappears, though its memory burns strong. “I’m Hisoka, Chrollo’s… colleague of sorts. Now, there’s no need to introduce yourself. I’m well acquainted with you. ♥” 
Is that supposed to make you feel better? 
You couldn’t hide your suspicion if you tried. At the very least, there’s no indication that was a lie. However, his familiarity with you is a double-edged sword. If he’s crafty, he can outmaneuver your ability. Dishonesty isn’t black and white, there are loopholes to avoiding your detection. For instance, one can remain purposefully oblivious, lie by omission, or speak in vague terms. These gray areas pass you by as if you lacked this ‘sixth sense’ to begin with. 
He was lying when he said I’m safe now, you recall. But he doesn’t seem interested in harming me…? Something isn’t adding up.
After much deliberation, you ask, “So you just happened to run into me?” 
“Nope. I’ve been following you,” he freely admits. Your aghast expression makes him laugh. “What’s the matter? You were baiting me for the truth, were you not? You’re welcome to have it. ♦” 
In your heightened state of sensitivity, you sense multiple presences converging nearby. Security guards, if you had to guess. You weigh your options. If you stay here, you’ll undoubtedly be harassed for a story that explains the chaos. Telling the truth would land you in a straight jacket whereas deception guarantees cuffs. Leaving in your car is off the table too, you’d be dubbed an important witness. There’s no way you can claim you drove by the carnage without noticing anything. 
“I can help get you out of this debacle,” he offers. “We’re both seeking the same end — the return of Chrollo’s Hatsu. The latest recording I’ve obtained is most promising. So, I’d rather we don’t continue this conversation in prison. ♣” 
Hisoka takes a step forward and extends his hand.
The security guards are getting closer, you think. There’s no time left.
And so you make your choice. 
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You didn’t think places like these existed outside of the movies, or maybe you just don’t get around enough. 
You’ve found yourself in what you can only describe as a biker’s bar. The decor is old-fashioned, slightly worn yet authentic. There are pool tables, too many televisions to count, and a functioning jukebox nestled in the corner. Rough-looking men wearing leather jackets make up the main clientele. Fortunately, it’s Hisoka who draws the most attention, his gaudy getup acting as a magnet for the eyes. No one pays you any mind. 
For the second time this week, a weirdo treats you to drinks. The main difference is that this is a depressant and not a stimulant. 
You take hearty sips to calm your nerves. All that happened feels so surreal, like a collection of grotesque images that would be blurred out in a documentary. This is exactly what you wanted to avoid. You want to be normal, untethered by the oddity that is Nen, the ‘world’ Chrollo inhabits. You decided long ago that nothing good can come from it. Maybe if you were more adventurous, prone to taking high risks for high rewards. 
But you’re not. 
Endless money, power, and influence don’t sound appealing. Sure, there’s an allure initially, until you consider reality. Lots of money means either lots of taxes or lots of tax evasion. You barely know what a W-2 form is, much less the hoops you’d have to jump through if your income exploded. Power and influence aren’t all they’re cracked up to be either. All that scheming to stay at the top would take away from what makes life truly worth living — reading Wikipedia articles and watching eight-hour-long videos analyzing a video game from two decades ago. 
“Holy shit,” you press pause on the cassette recorder. “This Abengane guy’s the real deal.” 
“Oh?” 
“He’s familiar with getting rid o’ Nen. During his… huh, what’s it called again… oh. Yeah. Audition. Durin’ his audition for Greedy Island—” 
“ —Greed Island.” 
You wave his correction off. 
“—Yeah, yeah, whatever. But, basically, he’s legit. How’d ya even come across this?” 
“Magic. ♥” 
You make a face. “Is everyone who uses Nen annoying?” 
“Some more than others.” 
Speak of the devil. Craning your neck, you’re met with piercing gray eyes. Unlike Hisoka, Chrollo isn’t dressed like he’s auditioning for the circus. Instead, he comes across as a guy who’s going to pitch the worst idea for a startup you’ve ever heard. He’s wearing a dark blazer with a gray turtleneck beneath it, along with white pants and black loafers. You’re about to make your joke known when something about Chrollo’s demeanor changes your mind. Intensity pours off him in waves, giving you pause. 
“Good news, boss. We found your exorcist.”
The title Hisoka uses to refer to him has you tilting your head. He did refer to himself as Chrollo’s ‘colleague,’ but the word boss implies hierarchy. 
“I heard,” Chrollo smiles, though it doesn’t reach his eyes. “I’m surprised you’re not rushing back to Greed Island to track him down.” 
He slides into the booth beside you while never looking away from Hisoka. The tension brewing in the air perplexes you. Shouldn’t this news be a cause for celebration? You’ve helped Chrollo search for a Nen exorcist for months now. Chrollo’s been searching for a Nen exorcist for months now. You’re uncertain what reaction you expected, but it certainly wasn’t this. 
“All in due time. I’d hate to cut my time with your little assistant short.”
Hisoka makes a point of looking you up and down. 
Somehow, Hisoka has made Chrollo seem normal by comparison. Disliking the attention, you reach for your drink, only to notice how light it is. Have you already drunk that much? While inspecting the near-empty glass, you realize the room’s starting to feel warm. The stress of what you endured must’ve impaired your judgment. 
What time is it, anyway? Do I have work tomorrow? 
Your watch reads 2:05 a.m.
Shit. 
“I need— need to get going…” 
“Why the rush?” Hisoka questions. “Things were just starting to get interesting. ♥” 
You ignore him and stare Chrollo down, waiting for him to move aside so you can leave. Instead of getting up, he leans closer, pursing his lips. This is the closest you’ve ever been to him. Heat creeps over your face, from your cheeks to your ears. There’s no denying that the bastard’s handsome. Your friends love teasing you about him for that very reason. They never believe your insistence on having a ‘strictly platonic’ relationship, some even have bets for when you’ll end up together. 
Maybe you would’ve considered it if you didn’t know about his Nen proficiency. 
There aren’t any readily available statistics for Nen, but if you had to guess, you’d say most of the population is ignorant of its existence. People who do know about the Hunter’s Association consider it a private enterprise that specializes in exploration and taking on contract jobs. According to Chrollo, this is by design. You can barely go about your day pretending there aren’t superhumans roaming the planet, doing all sorts of crazy nonsense. 
Society would plunge into chaos if the knowledge reached them. 
You hear what sounds like your name coming from underwater. 
Blinking sluggishly, you discover Chrollo’s hand on your shoulder. “Hm? What?” 
“I’ve been calling your name,” he speaks languidly, likely for your benefit. “Are you alright?” 
“Well…” you trail off, pondering the question. “... Mm, yeah, probably not. I gotta get home, and— god, my car— it’s still back there. I don’t want… I can’t…” 
The anxiety you thought you buried resuscitates itself. It’s dull compared to earlier, yet your breathing grows shallow and your hands feel clammy. Your intenses churn like a parasite had been embedded inside. Everything feels far away, as if you’re in a dream, physically present yet mentally adrift. 
You could’ve died. 
You almost died. 
You’d fought desperately to scrub your mind of this knowledge, but the bottle can only do so much. 
“Say, Chrollo,” with a nearly imperceptible motion, Hisoka summons a playing card between his middle and pointer fingers. “If I were to slice her pretty neck, what would you do?”  
The old-fashioned glass Hisoka had been sipping from cracks. 
Pressure invades the air like a thick, heady fog, so tangible in its potency, that the chatter elsewhere dies down. The sudden silence allows for the clinging of billiard balls to reverberate throughout. Patrons glance around, vaguely aware that something is wrong, yet ultimately unable to identify the source. This primal sense of foreboding evaporates as swiftly as it arrives. The lively atmosphere reemerges, until all present seem to have forgotten anything unusual ever occurred. 
Hisoka absentmindedly cleans up the glass shards, piling them into the corner while Chrollo drums his fingers along the table. Chrollo’s jaw is set and the skin between his eyes is pinched in contemplation. 
Hisoka lets out an exaggerated sigh. “This is turning into a bore. I was confident you’d lose your cool, even if just a bit…” 
“Pathetic.” 
The unexpected vitriol has them both turning their heads in your direction. Chrollo blinks, while Hisoka tilts his head, staring at you owlishly. 
He points to himself. “Me?” 
“Yeah, you! You’re like— one of those birds, those showoff birds… dancing with your colorful feathers… ‘nd stuff…” your speech isn’t the most coherent, unaided by the irritation that’s boiling your blood. You leer at him, fed up with everything, especially whatever schemes he’s roped you into. A rough picture is presenting itself, one stroke at a time. To Hisoka, you’re nothing more than glorified bait. You don’t know if he played a role in engineering the evening’s events, but it wouldn’t be a surprise. 
At the very least, he admitted to following you. Even if he was a third party, he could’ve disposed of the impending threat. Instead, he waited, exposing you to bloodshed for his own ends. You wish you could come up with a more scathing insult. Unfortunately, your temple is throbbing and clear enunciation grows harder as your body digests the liquor you inhaled. 
Hisoka looks at Chrollo. “I’m a bird?” 
“She’s calling your bluff,” Chrollo clarifies. “Had you intended to follow up on your threat, she’d know.” 
You’re glad Chrollo realized what you were going for. The diatribe sounded better in your head. Nonetheless, he’s communicated the essence of things, lacking as it is in panache. Hisoka hums, eyeing you like you’d make for a fine appetizer before the main course. 
“You must have kept that detail from me on purpose. What an intriguing ability. ♥” 
Chrollo brushes aside his comment and refocuses his attention on you. “I’ll drive you home.” 
“But my car—” 
“I’ll handle it,” Chrollo reassures. 
He slides out from the booth and stares at you expectantly. You get the sense that trying his patience isn’t a good idea; his encounter with Hisoka must have soured his mood. He helps steady you as you stand, securing his arm behind your back. Neither of you acknowledges Hisoka while making for the door, though you can feel his eyes tracking your every movement. 
Upon emerging from the bar, the cool air you deplored earlier feels like a godsend. You hear cars rushing up and down the street, indicating the presence of a highway. Other than that, you don’t recognize the area. It’s a small, decrepit outlet, featuring shops plastered with neon signs and bars over the windows.
Chrollo ushers you in the direction of a black, unmarked McLaren.
“If you’re gonna do all that, at least get a less basic color… like pink…” 
“I’ll give it some thought.” 
Once you’re in the passenger seat, he fixes the strap of your purse and then buckles you in. It isn’t long until you’re on the road. He stays in the slow lane, mindful to avoid abrupt motions. You recline back and rest your head, hugging your arms close to your body. At the next red light, he sheds his coat, draping it over your person. The cashmere fabric is soft on your skin, embedded with his cologne and warmth. This, paired with the low hum of the engine has your eyelids growing heavy. You try resisting the temptation. 
“Thank you.” 
“Hm? For what?” 
“... Are you serious?” you murmur. “For comin’ to get me.” 
“Of course.” 
Relief rushes over you as the surrounding area becomes recognizable. Traffic is nonexistent this time of night, it shouldn’t be but a few more minutes until you’re home. Then you can crash out on your bed and deal with the existential weight of reality in the morning. Work can fire you for all you care, you just want to sleep. If you were on your deathbed, you’re ninety percent positive they’d ask you to find shift coverage before you croaked. 
Chrollo pulls into your apartment complex, parking as close to the entrance as he can. 
You fiddle with your seatbelt, intending to make the rest of the trip by yourself.
He places his large, calloused hand over yours, preventing further progress. 
“... Chrollo?” 
He doesn’t respond. His thumb rubs slow, steady circles against your skin. You swallow a growing lump in your throat. He hasn’t been himself all night. Or, to be more precise, he’s showing you a side of himself he’s hitherto kept hidden. You always knew there was more to him than he let on. You never wanted to open that Pandora's box, lest your plans be jeopardized. Playing with fire has its risks, yet cauterizing your personal wounds took priority. You don’t know if you have the right to pray the rest of your being doesn’t go up in flames. 
“I assume you’re aware of my fondness for you?” 
“I— well…” you stumble over your words, then meekly ask, “Is now really a good time for this?” 
Chrollo lowers his head and smiles. “No, I suppose not.” 
An uncomfortable silence hangs in the air. 
“One more question, then I’ll let you go,” he looks up at you through thick lashes, an enigmatic gleam passing over his eyes. “Do I frighten you?” 
Your body tenses. He addresses you so softly, so sweetly, had you not witnessed his mouth moving, you would’ve mistaken his voice for belonging to another. Your facilities aren’t functional enough to properly process his query. Perhaps that’s the point — him cornering you at this vulnerable junction. You don’t get why. You don’t think you could even if you were sober. 
Chrollo, for his part, seems to acknowledge he won’t get far in your current state.
Or maybe he gleaned his answer.
He lifts your hand to his lips, where he presses a lingering kiss. You can’t bring yourself to be the first to pull away. He lingers a while longer, as if stuck in a trance. When he does part, the skin tingles in his absence.
“I’ll be in touch.” 
-
For the past week, you’ve carried on as if nothing ever happened. 
It’s easier this way. There are instances where your performance is threatened, like when you ran across a news article detailing the ‘grisly murder of two men at a parking garage on 9th St,’ yet these lapses can be smoothed over. Ignore, distract, forget. This cycle lends you a credence of normalcy and eases you back into everyday life. 
You haven’t seen Chrollo since that night. You suppose he’s preoccupied with his arrangements to meet the Nen exorcist. While you don’t know the specifics, you imagine he’ll have to meet this Abengane in person. In the recording, he addressed two men — named Battera and Tsezguerra — where he proved himself qualified to enter ‘Greed Island.’ Aside from a few anonymous forums, information on this mythical game is sparse. All you know is that the price is exorbitant and that Battera obsessively tracks down every copy available. 
Wherever there’s Nen, things inevitably get weird, you think.
You begin tidying up your apartment. First is drying off the dishes, which saw their first use all week for a much-needed home-cooked meal. While doing so, your phone vibrates. You throw the damp rag down in a hurry and check the screen. All you find is a notification about your upcoming menstrual cycle. Sighing, you put your phone down on the counter. 
Chrollo had been truthful when he promised to take your Hatsu for assisting in the return of his. A part of you is relieved by his absence; the other is frustrated. You want to get this over with. It’s like when you have an appointment later in the day and spend the time leading up to it in a limbo, not wanting to get involved in anything until the commitment is over. Is it possible he already took it? Curious, you hold your dominant hand out. You haven’t used Instant Replay since the night at the biker’s bar. 
Aura surges through you, concentrating at the palm of your hand. Much to your disappointment, the light pink cassette tape appears. Maybe it no longer works? As a test, you rewind the recording of the audio Chrollo provided at the café. Once primed, you press play, listening attentively for certain cues. 
“It is my great honor to profess that I, Lilith, can purge you of any ailment, even scourges derived from Nen — for a small donation of…” 
The self-proclaimed Mistress of Panaceas sounds increasingly garbled as her lies surface. Clicking your tongue, you deactivate your ability. Everything remains operational. You don’t know what you expected, you’ve overheard the telltale sounds of lying the past few days. It just hasn’t been directed at you, which weakens the effect. 
Will you really have to endure this the rest of your life? 
Shortly into resuming your task, there’s a knock at your door. 
You ignore it, not in the mood to deal with a neighbor asking for something. After thirty or so seconds, there’s another round of knocking. You suppress a groan. Why can’t the world sense that you’re moody and let you brood in peace? Trudging over, you try to put on a pleasant face, unwilling to lash out on others even if you’re in a terrible mood. Erring on the side of caution, you glance out the peephole. 
Upon doing so, you almost lose your balance.
He must’ve decided he kept you waiting long enough.
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chubbybellyredheadsworld · 2 days ago
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Just a little bit longer 🍴❤️
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anamphibiousassassin · 2 days ago
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In Fateweaver’s Legacy the answers are as follows:
The Stream is maintained by the permanent allocation of half of her “time/space” resource pool.
Chat does see out of her eyes (initially, she eventually upgrades the skill to include a 3rd person cameraman option) and she does seem to physically see chat, but it just scrolls too fast to be legible (again, before skill upgrades) rather than overtaking her vision.
The stream is an always-on racial skill that autocensors nudity and bathroom breaks, but otherwise the only way she gets any privacy is after she unlocks the cameraman upgrade and moves its POV away. If anything, the opposite happens because Not!Twitch tries to sue to streamer for “hacking” them since they tried and failed to ban her for violent content and there’s a specialized website for the stream that doesn’t actually exist and can be accessed even without an internet connection.
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matt-is-me · 3 days ago
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If your sub is a heavy sleeper and keeps missing their alarms in the morning, turn the alarm noise into a trigger that makes them incredibly aroused and submissive.
It's veery hard to stay asleep when you have such a powerful urge to touch and obey~
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anctherdayofsun · 15 hours ago
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this happens once every few lifetimes..✨
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hypersaline · 3 days ago
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Several overdue bugfixes; please redownload.
A mod for Jane Roe
Maybe you went a little further than you meant to in that photobooth last night.  Maybe you wanted another baby, but you’re a housewife raising two boys in a trailer and the husband who was supposed to provide for you died in a tragic pool ladder accident right around the time the morning sickness kicked in.  Maybe you were innocently working on a logic point in your own backyard when you were abducted and impregnated against your will.  Whatever happened, it’s going to be okay.
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If you’re lucky enough to put two and two together when you start losing your breakfast, it’s simple and easy: go to any sink and take one pill with plenty of water.
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If you don’t know until you stop fitting into your jeans, it’s still under control.  Call a nanny if needed, make sure your pets are fed, and then use any phone to call the local abortion clinic.
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They’ll send a taxi to collect you, and you’ll come home a few hours later none the worse for wear – maybe a little tired, but ready to move on with your life.
Download here, and please consider donating to Planned Parenthood.
Edit 25/01/30: Fixes: taxi showing in catalog; option sometimes incorrectly not showing up on sink; problems with multiple pregnancies on lot. Mod is also now one file rather than three.
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reallyshychopshopsblog · 2 days ago
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OOTD 💖
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vlad-wakinyan · 2 days ago
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uwu ✨️ Happy Year of Snake 🐍
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silverdreamscape · 2 days ago
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Mumbo: So Scar is making a disraction right?
Grian: Yes.
Mumbo: Is he going to throw a rock or make a noise or something?
*a building explodes and alarms start going off*
Grian: ... he’s going to do that.
Scar: WOOHOO THAT WAS AWESOME!
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aberration13 · 2 days ago
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Nah, they're both violence, but one is justified violence in self defense/defense of another and the other is a policy driven mass human culling project done to save rich people money.
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thetarttfuldickhead · 2 days ago
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It occurs to me that Roy’s reaction to this moment isn’t only down to him being confronted with and then inspired by Jamie’s change (Jaime, who used to be such an arse to Sam but is now wearing his number in tribute; Jamie, who set his jaw and did all that hard work not to be a cock anymore; Jamie who will absolutely not be more emotionally mature than Roy if Roy has anything to say about it); it’s also about Roy’s realisation that he’s been good for Jamie. He’s done a very real, tangible and positive difference in Jamie’s life – ergo, he is not doomed to hurt the people he cares about with his mere presence. He wasn't predestined to hurt Keeley with his "darkness".
He can be better – and he’s already so much better than he gives himself credit for.
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(It’s also a very neat continuation of 2x08, when Phoebe’s assurance that she is as good as the best of Roy inspires him to offer Jamie the support he needs.)
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lacythoughts · 2 days ago
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its just any other day. stiles is in the middle of cooking and derek's leaning against the counter watching him. stiles is ranting about something, he's waving his arms around, he's shoving a spoon at derek for him to have a taste every 3 minutes, he has to go around derek to get to the fridge but he doesn't complain about it.
there's dirty dishes piling up and whatever's simmering in the pot smells delicious but derek hasn't been paying much attention. not when stiles' hips sway every time he moves and his eyes are so very brown, they change different shades at different angles. he looks down and they're like a dark chocolate, he looks at derek and they're like honey.
stiles' lips are wet and plump, derek knows that if he tasted them right now they'd taste like spit and spices.
absolutely everything about the other man is driving derek crazy.
'-don't you think?'
'dont i think, what?'
stiles groans, derek knows it's in exasperation but it makes his heart race anyway. makes him think of soft pleas between sheets when it's just them and their needy whispers.
'have you even been listening to me??'
'nope, not at all.' derek shrugs, its stiles' own fault really.
but after the food's all done cooking and they've sat down to eat, he'll throw the doe eye'd beauty over his shoulder and make it up to him upstairs, anyway.
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